La la la, another day of whatever the hell it is I do for money...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/07/2016 at 11:35 • Filed to: Houses

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... Oh.... 4-bay garage...

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 11:41

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One of these things is not like the other...

Is that RV parking on the right?

404 - User No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 11:42

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Still dreaming the day I can have a house with a garage tall enough I can put a lift inside.

PS: Kinja’d, that GIF covers the reply button on mobile.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 11:46

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GIB!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/07/2016 at 11:48

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Yes

jasmits > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/07/2016 at 11:51

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Think how many cars could be fit in there, especially with a lift installed.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 11:52

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Amusing faux craftsman “architecture” and an attached RV garage, how I love you PNW.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 11:55

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Both pictures are very win.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 11/07/2016 at 11:59

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“ok”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:01

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That thing better have a fireman’s pole from the over-garage space down. Otherwise it’s just not complete.

Rainbow > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:02

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Okay, but... IF THEY AREN’T BARN DOORS, DON’T MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE IT.

That’s seriously a deal breaker for me. I will never live in a neighborhood that makes all the houses do that. (And there are a few like that around here)

If my garage is going to have door handles and hinges on it, then I’d better be able to pull those handles and swing the door out along those hinges. Otherwise, it needs to just look like a normal overhead garage door.

Rainbow > jasmits 11/07/2016 at 12:04

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Gotta be at least 1.3 Youabian Pumas.

Mid Engine > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:07

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I’ll take a stab at the list price.. $1.1 million

jasmits > Rainbow 11/07/2016 at 12:08

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I mean assuming I’m not trying to shove full size pickups or SUVs in I bet you could get two cars and a third with a lift in that RV slot. Or 1 car + 1 on lift and space to keep misc. garage stuff like bikes out of the other bays. That would make my life so happy :) 

Rainbow > jasmits 11/07/2016 at 12:11

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Realistically, you could probably do 4 cars if you really want to, but yeah. I’d probably do one, maybe two with a lift, and then some shop toys in the back.

Brian, The Life of > Rainbow 11/07/2016 at 12:13

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Damn you for making me think of that ... thing!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mid Engine 11/07/2016 at 12:17

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Way less.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:17

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jasmits > Rainbow 11/07/2016 at 12:18

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4 with two lifts I guess but that seemed to be getting silly.

adamftw > Mid Engine 11/07/2016 at 12:20

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By me this is closer to $5-6 mil at the minimum

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:27

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This is just depressing....Buy the time I can afford something like that, I’ll be too old to work on my toys.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:41

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It would look so much better if builders were allowed to cover an entire house in one type of siding. Two-tone cars, not houses.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rainbow 11/07/2016 at 12:47

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I don’t know why they — or many other builders — do this. I am also not a fan of fake shudders...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 12:48

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Shutters*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E92M3 11/07/2016 at 12:50

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You wouldn’t want this plan anyway — I don’t think you need the 4 bedrooms and office this house has. I just like the idea of a big garage!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 11/07/2016 at 12:57

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People eat this stuff up. I always have to remind myself that no one is building a house for me.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 13:03

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True. The average home purchaser has very little taste. One must only look to the community of First Addition in Lake Oswego, Oregon. There is no historical preservation society, so rich folk with zip code envy buy up all of the gorgeous 100+ year old craftsman-built houses on tiny lots for $1M. Then they rip down the house and build a hideous, towering McMansion right up to the edges of the property line. It’s sickening.

BREADwagon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 13:03

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Where is this (not the exact address, state will do) and how much is it? This looks like the perfect dream home for me!

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/07/2016 at 14:44

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While the 4 bay garage is cool, I can’t say I’m a fan of the design. Maybe it looks “better”, but I’d much rather one big ass garage door. And what’s with the garage on the end? Is there a reason it’s larger than all the others? Boat/RV storage?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Tristan 11/07/2016 at 15:45

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So much yes.

facw > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/07/2016 at 20:10

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Why have an RV when you could have a firetruck!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BREADwagon 11/08/2016 at 01:00

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It’s fairly north of Seattle. I think maybe $500k